MOTHER SPORE

i think that, if youre usamerican and any time someone calls out your lack of knowledge on global geography you start talking about how bad the usa education is and how its actually not your fault that you dont know what continent nigeria is on because you cant look at the google maps bc donald trump will personally shoot you, youre very annoying

Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

Bistro huddy drawings dump 🙏

If you saw me on tiktok no you didn’t

(Ps: if anyone wants to like 🧍 rp bistro huddy or even just talk about the characters/story shoot me a dm pls pls pls)

SIDENOTE THEY SAW THEM OMFG SHXIHSKXHSIXHAKDHLAHC

You know your sleep schedule fucked up when the existential dread comes at 4 in the afternoon

Rottmnt

EVERY time Leo makes a pun.

@powerauerart I'm looking at you...

WELCOME TO hermitcraft hunger games soulmate au DOUBLE LIFE, A BRAND NEW 1.19 MINECRAFT SERIES,

(youtube.com/watch?v=UwFbtE4YS7g for the first episode of grian’s pov)

We need to bring back the athletics body type post