I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".
You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.
Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.
Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"
Midoriya: "Knife."
Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*
Midoriya: "Knife."
Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"
Tsuyu: "Knife."
Hero: "What?"
Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."
Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"
Kirishima: "It's a knife."
Groupie: "...What?"
Kirishima: "Knife."
Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."
Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"
Hero: "You need to calm down."
Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"
Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"
Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"
Douchebag: "Or what?"
Kouda: "..."
Douchebag: "..."
Kouda: "..."
Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"
some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
U CANT MAKE THIS UP 😭
sunday mornings
before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
Vigilante Izuku: *rolling down the car window* What seems to be the problem, officer?
Tsukauchi: Get the fUcK out of MY car
"Poly Club" (1/1) Deku, Bakugou, Kirishima, and Shoto all meet up to discuss a future relationship together.
They understood the assignment.
BKDK + TDKR or any letter in any order you want🧡💚💙❤️
This is our Uber driver … are we cooked ? 😭🙏🔥
Touya and Shoto at the aquarium 🎏 for @/acetouya who won my lastest art raffle :)
All Might and Midoriya’s english VAs both recorded this exchange and i just couldnt help myself (shouts out to @adorascatra on twitter for getting these recordings)
collecting mha fic recs ON THE CLOCK I mean. I stg if anyone actually looks at this blog after running various dedicated side blogs for YEARS I will be extremely surprised. to be so for real guys I'm not really dedicated to a specific ship, I'm more of a "convince me" shipper. I'll read anything (not illegal) if the writing and premise are good. I see the bakudeku vision guys I swear I'm just not selling my soul to it
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