Blossom-raven - Raven

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

"I was there when the yuri was written"

kinda funny when online discourse can be refuted with ‘I was literally there’

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

i have a job interview in 2 minutes i’m gonna cry

The what siorb

awesome

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

caw

Me af

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke