Orc Mating Season Has Begun

my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

Uooooooohhh eye candy texture file I lovvv3 semi-translucent guitar lacquers

that's one hell of a texture file...

finally I got them all

Lapis Lazuli

Warm-up sketch

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

At first I thought this was gonna be a middle surgery joke. Like, you know, in that post about duct-taping a barbie doll to even out her boobs and make him into a Ken. Middle surgery.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

🙏Inshbuddha🙏

grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!