My Epic Comeback To Socials With Melanie Projecting Her Period Cramps Onto Elias Cause Deserved

i think it was an unrealistic portrayal of hardcore fans because when asked about their favourite episode instead of an obscure missing episode from the 60s they said the most basic normie answer

you guys I just

the Hound rolled up Arya in a blanket burrito at night

I can’t- this book

someone help

kinda crazy how few dany twow theories seem to take into account that ***an archmaester of the citadel who traveled around the known world and studied in asshai who is known as “the mage” and gives way more credence to magic & the supernatural than any maester*** AND ***a red priest with a dragon’s head staff spitting green flame who makes so-far very accurate predictions in the flames and may possibly be the 2nd most “powerful” red priest in the world with a magic dragon horn near him*** are coming around dany’s orbit. like i think the whole storyline with/around dany in twow is gonna be a lot more than just the political conflicts of the free cities & iron throne claim crisis. magic/prophecies/dragonlore is gonna be just as (and probably more) important to everything imo

Again from rereading Sherlock Holmes stories, I need to know who dramatized and adapted the Granada series so I can give them a little kiss on the forehead for expanding on the themes so well. There are times I think they even improved the source material. The Dying Detective is the best example imo but Greek Interpreter might be second. Wisteria Lodge is also an improvement but that was a coincidence

> be me

> 16m German

> have a hot girlfriend who loves me (?)

> walk in forest at night

> at bridge

> car pulls up, weird old priest inside

> he tells me he can predict my future if I get in his car

> I do not get in the car

> he says ok fine I knew that would happen. bring a friend. but he will stand you up

> I come back next week

> friend stands me up

> he’s fucking my girl

> i get in the priest’s car

> priest doesn’t actually molest me (?)

> priest tells me my friend is fucking my girl, will continue fucking my girl, and that my mom will get cancer. on the bright side the homewrecker will vanish one day

> I don’t believe him

> I get cucked again

> mom gets cancer

> homewrecking ex bestie disappears

> mfw I met a time traveler and he ruined my life

Humanoid Sunfyre

emma frost

(based on this panel)

To anyone who follows me, I don't care about nor trust Colossal Biosciences anymore (The people behind the "Wooly Mice"). They have proven themselves to be headline-chasing grifters after this latest stunt. They are claiming to have de-extincted *Aenocyon dirus*, aka the Dire Wolf, by editing just 20 genes from the the DNA of a Grey Wolf (*Canis lupus*) to make this thing:

If it wasn't clear from their scientific names, Grey Wolves and Dire Wolves aren't remotely related to one another aside from being Canids, despite what pop culture like Game of Thrones would have you believe. If they did look like each other, it would have had to be via convergent evolution, as they only shared a common ancestor over 5 million years ago.

This distinction, however, isn't found in the publicized articles about this so-called resurrected Dire Wolf and makes their claim that they brought the Dire Wolf back by simply editing *20* genes from the genome of a Grey Wolf laughable. A Dire Wolf would have shared more in common genetically with a Maned Wolf (*Chrysocyon brachyurus*) or Bush Dog (*Speothos venaticus*) than it would with a Grey Wolf.

Bottom line, don't fall for whatever this company is trying to tell you. If the Dire Wolf were to be brought back, it wouldn't be via something like this, and certainly wouldn't *look* like this. If you want an idea as to how a real Dire Wolf would look like in life, here is some fantastic paleoart by artist Mauricio Antón:

Addendum: I seem to have partially miscalculated Dire Wolf genetics. They were not closer to Maned Wolves or Bush Dogs, but they were still not closely related to Grey Wolves. They were basal members of Canini, related to canids like Jackals (genus Lupulella) but distinct from them. I am sorry for this misinformation in my attempt to correct other misinformation. My main point, however, is still correct.