jon snow at politics: Sam my close personal friend Sam who would die for me just rigged the nights watch lord commander election for me because he is charismatic and good at talking to various different oppositional factions of the watch to get them to support me which is the only reason I have the power I do. What should I do with an ally that has that skillset? Exile him to wizard school against his will on the other end of the continent by himself for multiple years🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️I should only allow my enemies who want to kill me near me☝️
jon snow at municipal loan negotiation for some goddamn reason:
I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!
And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like
and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.
Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.
oh are you friends? or just dating.
Close enough. I love you nurses on the Tardis <3
it's crazy to realise that Tyrion is just 3 years older than Viserys. Those two could have been toddling together.
Mrs Flood is a new Time Lord named The Neighbour. She bends space and time so that she's everybody's neighbour. And she intends to bring about the appcalypse because of current renting costs.
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