Note: I Am Not Asking Necessarily Which Of These Songs You Like The Best, Just Which One Puts You In

happy birthday sir Arthur Conan Doyle. As your present, I Drew that guy you really hate again

Thank you for making such fire books

Don’t kill me this is a shitpost

Yeah sure maybe you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting, I however…

Catelyn V-asos

Robb (and kinda cat too):

Arya if the faceless men robes were slaying

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

I know the doctor doesn't know what blink is other than safely assuming it's a weeping angels episode, but there's something truly hysterical in talking to the main character of your favorite show and telling him your favorite episode is one he's barely in 😭

We need to do the same level of "abandon this completely" to neil gaiman as we did (and should continue to do) to jkr. Im serious. If i catch you buying more sandman comics or a different good omens copy you dont need or more of the graveyard book or coraline i will lose it. The man is a rapist. Full stop, all caps RAPIST. He doesnt deserve more money. The pratchett estate wont die out if u stop buying good omens. Theres plenty of authors who probably write leagues better than him and arent evil predators. He needs to die penniless and obscure.

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

a thousand eyes, and one 👁️

In the institute. straight up "Archiving it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my Magnus.