the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
a splash of bootay to keep the average man going
will i be emphasing how much i spent sketching out his ass? no. no i will not.
You're not immune to dream daddy fanarts in 2023
Translation for 2nd pic:
- so, [illegible dad name], are you ready to spend a gothic evening with me
(⬆️crashed gargoyle)
wait are y’all an ocean guy, lake guy, or river guy. i am a river guy tbh
top 5 date ideas:
1. hannibal season 2 ep 13 “mizumono”
2. possession (1981 dir. Andrzej Żuławski)
3. interview with the vampire episode 7 “the thing that lay still”
4. art museum and then a cafe
5. phantom thread (2017 dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
Perfume bottles from Sir Henry Wellcome’s Museum Collection.
baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)
vampires… save me…
sorry for still having a dream daddy special interest, it won't happen
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