Did You Guys Know That It’s Free To Daydream About Vampires They Can’t Stop You

*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now

if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition

thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute

did uou guys fucking see that..

To the ao3 author who wrote really good Damien porn and deleted it all, I hope you know you ruined my life

does anyone want to die horribly together. its fine if not *walks sadly away carrying a little bundle on a stick and dragging my feet*

i’m a creep, i’m a weirdo, but i do belong here ^_^

Bats that look like little dumplings while they’re being held by biologists, like if u agree

so did that the vampire get the job

Bro, I know your coffin is cramped and all but like... can I join you? I won't take up your side I swear, unless you wanna cuddle, haha, just kidding.... unless..