I Think "take A Hike" Is Like The Funniest Response To Someone. Like Dude Just Get Outta Here. And Go

~ Vampire Kitty ~ Ellie Morris

My beautiful, deadly Luna. 2018

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

You're not immune to dream daddy fanarts in 2023

Translation for 2nd pic:

- so, [illegible dad name], are you ready to spend a gothic evening with me

(⬆️crashed gargoyle)

what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

Damien insulting somebody via the language of flowers OR in the garden explaining a flower meaning to somebody who is just watching him in his element with absolute heart-eyes

How about a little bit of both?

"These little ones are symbols for rejection. The orange lilies, as you know, represents pure hatred. Begonias for negligence, petunias for anger, buttercups for childishness..."

Damien explaining to somebody the insults behind every flower in his specially-crafted bouquet before he sends it off to the local Death Goth and Beyond. Truly an appreciative customer, for sure.

a gay goth is a fruit bat

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

*visibly shaking* i am So Normal about this piece of media you Don’t Even Know

you dont like spider man ? thwip thwip ?