Accurate💀💀😭

how to write smut

 - Fire. Everything is metaphorically on fire  - All the things that are on fire are also dripping  - Name seven things in the room. Those seven things are now pulsing  - Pulsing with fiery drippery  - Someone is heaps like a swan  - Five sentences of physically implausible positions  - The transition of two of those positions would probably turn one person inside out and heaps maim the other person  - Three hundred names for a penis  - One really poorly thought out name for a vagina  - Both are on fire, but neither have chlamydia  - She didn’t think she could do the thing. She did the thing. She gasps for the thirteenth time this paragraph  - He stuck his throbbing memberpoledickpenisrodthingbishophosejackhammertool into her flowery fuckhole  - Person A is bending backwards into anatomically incorrect positions again, nobody seems to care or call an exorcist  - Person B hasn’t stopped gasping, someone should probably find an inhaler to alleviate their “swanlike neck”  - Ends in some kind of imagery of fireworks or sunset or some other really orange thing you’d see on a middle age woman’s screensaver

Goryeo’s Best Dressed: Hae Soo as the King’s Woman

what are your favorite dramione fanfictions??

These are the ones that I still reread regularly: 

Polaroids by MrsRen 

Rumor Has it by MrsRen

Traditions by raven_maiden

Strange You Never Knew by raven_maiden

All Good Things (Come to those who wait) by weestarmeggie

Isolation by Bex-chan (OBVIOUSLY???!)

Wait and Hope by mightbewriting

Amateur Cartography by worksofstone

The Gift of Joy by BiscuitsForPotter

A Second Look by RiverWriter

bitter/sweet by provocative_envy

Fixing What You Broke by LadyKenz347

A Past Erased by Ariel_Riddle

the one time they stayed by quitethesardonic

Flesh and Blood by forbiddenquill

Love and Other Misfortunes by SenLinYu

Now Is A Gift by SenLinYu

The Right Thing To Do by LovesBitca8

familiar faces, worn out places by LovesBitca8

“Thin brows are back in” “skinny jeans are back” “wolfcuts are out” “this style of eyeshadow is soo trendy right now” “big asses are out, slim figures are in”

Hey do you guys ever make your own decisions or form your own ideas on how you would personally like to look that’s not based around what’s currently being sold to you. Is that not possible

LOL

Characters of Scarlet Heart Ryeo: A Summary

Thinking about how Mike must’ve been a very loud child and how I’m sure Mike must’ve yelled at Will sometime when they were children (not maliciously, but out of excitement) and Will must’ve visibly been scared by that (because of Lonnie) so Mike created the Will voice right then and there and vowed to himself to be more gentle around him.

#I wasn't sure I was gonna like him😭

#I thought this would turn out to be a toxic love story💀

When you start reading “The Cruel Prince” and the prince is in fact cruel

#pretty flowers

I'll cover you in flowers someday. x

#his beauty cannot be described in words❤️

unreal (cr.@/joonie)

“Renaissance” Vlada Roslyakova by Pierluigi Maco for Vogue China January 2007