If I Were A Witch I’d Simply Turn People Into Things For Fun. I’d Be A Total Bitch! A Fucking Asshole!

If I were a witch I’d simply turn people into things for fun. I’d be a total Bitch! A fucking Asshole!

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the bitchiest witch

18. prefers she/her. any pronouns are fine. I put the major L in LGBT.

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