Bitchthingie - Barely Functional™️

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Sometimes self-care is very simple: it is about doing the one thing your body needs most: is it eating? sleeping? a shower? watching something funny to laugh? venting? whatever it is, don’t deprive yourself of it.

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Knock it off and take it easy!

Minimal symptoms and minimal pain doesn't mean overwork yourself to make up "lost time".

In a similar way to how I wish people without chronic pain and fatigue understood that staying in bed all the time isn't fun, I wish they understood that getting takeout all the time isn't fun either. I would LOVE to be eating home cooked meals but I just can't most of the time so fast food it is because I can't afford anything better with disability benefits. The novelty of bed and takeaway wears off Real Fast when it's your only option.

I wish I was at the Dirty Deranged Dungeon For Perverts and not lying in bed sick like a dog

I have a chronic pain condition:

Weak.

Depressingly easy for doctors to dismiss you.

Likely to have some random white woman appear out of nowhere and ask if you've tried yoga.

This mortal vessel is slowly being consumed by the unholy power contained within it:

Metal as fuck.

Am I a demon, some extra dimensional entity from beyond the stars, something worse?

Likely to attract the attention of exorcists, but at least they take you seriously.

this too shall pass but that doesn’t make it suck any less right now

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head