Honestly Tumblr Ads May Be The Most Relevant Ads I Get. On Youtube Im Getting Military Propaganda, On

Here ya go sport, go wild

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga

some drawtectives art i made! i plan on doing all the main characters eventually but for now here's the boys :)

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

sometime i have fully gotten over an childhood interest to the point of almost forgetting it and then i see something completely innocuous related to it one day and then the Obsession™ returns, like a basketball to the face with the only warning being someone far away hollering "heads!" mere seconds before it hits

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

soooo tempted to learn woodworking, learn barrel making, modify that skill and make a butter churn, learn to churn butter, and finally- make butter. i should practice my metalwork too for the barrel probably

every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it