Reblog To Give Warm Bread To Your Mutuals

bus schedules like to confuse and befuddle in cruel and unusual ways

DraMatical Sex MurDer

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i should be allowed to give some of my gender dysphoria to cis people, as a treat for me. first person id give it to is fictional character nathan ford from leverage, id like to see how hed react. he'd probably trail off in the middle of sentences and then plan a heist about it but id like to know the specifics

rewatched the matrix, came to new realisations about my relationship with gender, cried for hours, did some watercolour painting, bon appetite.

i am covered in a combination of my sweat and the sweat of the band i just saw that they actively flicked to into the crowd. 10/10 the closest thing to a religious experience ill ever have

a beetle just landed on my breast and then instantly died. not sure if my boob was too powerful or if it sought my bosom as a soft resting place, i hope it was the latter so it may have died at peace

Oh... [twirls hair] ...I wish there was an autistic person willing to explain the life cycle of salmon to me ...[bats eyelashes]

just remembered i had a dream last night where i was being chased by a murderer who looked really familiar and at some point he said “im going to get you” but in a really campy voice and then he almost stabbed me and as i barely missed the blade i screamed “ARE YOU TIM CURRY?” and he was and i spent the rest of the dream running away from him to avoid getting killed while screaming how i was a really big fan and i loved his work

the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga

every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it