Having A Good Time On Goodreads Today

enduring a tummy ache is akin to fighting god

it sucks that i have to lay in bed and wait till i fall asleep. i should be able to simply keep going until i pass out with no negative consequences

i’m not a “twink”, i’m a freak of nature

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

i am covered in a combination of my sweat and the sweat of the band i just saw that they actively flicked to into the crowd. 10/10 the closest thing to a religious experience ill ever have

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

expiriencing masculine urges (maternal instincts)

gay apparel donned #jolly

thank you i shall treasure it.

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.