Phoenix: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.
Edgeworth: …Like a dining room?
Phoenix: Yeah, but in Paris.
Maya: Oh, dang.
Phoenix: Now just because I’m definitely rich now doesn’t mean I’m gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.
Pearl: Mr. Nick, your friendship is gift enough for me.
Maya: Forget friendship. I want a fancy new boat.
Phoenix: All right, Maya gets a boat.
Edgeworth: …I’d like a new sports car.
Phoenix: Come on, you can be honest.
Edgeworth: I want old expensive books. I’ll send you a list.
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