Phoenix: The Defense Is Ready, Your Honor

Maya: When I was small–

Phoenix: Ha!

Phoenix: “Was.”

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Larry: Do you think your assistant chick is hot?

Phoenix: I can’t answer that due to the fact that she’s seventeen.

Torn between the person they wanted to be as a child, and the person they are now want to be.

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Edgeworth: do i look good?

Phoenix: you always look good, no homo tho

Phoenix: SIKE [puts hand on his shoulder]

Phoenix: [sobbing] I love you so much you’re so gorgeous inside and out