Daisy, Furious: WHO ATE MY FRIES?! I’M GONNA FUCKING KI– Luigi: I Did… Daisy, Tenderly: –ss You

that’s not an excuse to not go to work. 

Larry (working at a car dealership): Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem. Are you dead? Fuck it; ghost credit!

Mia: I’m gonna buy a Subaru!

So I just realized that all my favs throughout my entire fangirl career

have been overpowered moody blonde bitches with superiority complexes 🤨

I don’t know what possessed me to do this

That’s the whole Marco.

phoenix: the defense is ready, your honor

edgeworth: the prosecution has been ready for a while, your honor

phoenix:

Edgeworth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Klavier: What if it bites me and it dies?

Edgeworth: That means you’re poisonous.

Athena: What if it bites itself and I die?

Edgeworth: …That’s voodoo.

Apollo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Edgeworth: That’s correlation, not causation.

Phoenix: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Larry: That’s kinky.

Friendly reminder that something’s coming next week. 

On that day. 

Keep a lookout.