I Love Stan's Relationship With The Kids So Much.

"but he's literally just a triangle" "I cant ship him with a triangle" the challenge is part of the fun! Can you or can you not commit to the bit. Make Bill Cipher do something wretchedly mood-killingly in-character in the middle of your toxic yaoi ship fic, and then make them not even hesitate to continue mashing their faces together. Have Ford wax poetic about the goddamn top hat. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who worships the mr peanut triangle like a god. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who is terrified out of their mind of the mr peanut triangle. The contrast between Bill's personality and the way Ford feels about him is an endlessly entertaining juxtaposition, if you dare to sincerely explore it!

bill talking about ford in therapy

the code is: even his lies are lies

Bill talking about Ford and then having to talk about his parents, who he killed, is really insaneee

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

tfw you realize the mortal you where planning on using and discarding, is a little unhinged actually, and matches your freak so you scrap that plan and start planning to rule the universe together

AKA bill realizes Ford "is just like him fr"

The page in The book of Bill that started this nonesense

commission info here

Transcript of text from the page of TBOB under the cut

Text reads: "Unfased, F has been making hot cocoa and welding rivets while playing christmas songs on the radio. (These songs make no sense. Why did Rudolph forgive his tormentors for their mockery of his facial deformity? He should have used his red-hot nose to burn his oppressor's workshop to the ground. A lesson to all!)"

anyways i need everyone who shamed me back into the shadows in the 2016-2018 era for liking the billford dynamic to say sorry now, k thanks <3<3

it's hot billford summer now

some more deleted scenes of them. "look who is back! my old partner!"

then bill just... holding ford in order to calm down damn pack it up buddy

also i know people talk a lot about obsession on bills part but ford was also obsessed OBSESSED alright

BILL CIPHER GOES TO ZAXBYS AFTER BREAKUP?? (real not fake!!!)

I’m still on your mind…

"You have 72 hours."

Left alone in the consequences of his obsession, he let desperation get hold of his intellect and come up with a plan. For the world. For himself.

I succumbed . sorry