thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines
ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines
stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines
little does bill know, mr. tummy has a twin brother named mr. yummy
If Ford can go through all that stuff with Stan and then Fidds and then Bill and then thirty years of being alone in other universes and then dealing with Stan again and then the actual literal apocalypse and Bill again and still make it out the other side then I can make it too. Take my hand. We both can make it through
BILL CIPHER GOES TO ZAXBYS AFTER BREAKUP?? (real not fake!!!)
idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
The ol ball n' chain! See, you can't spell 'partners' without 'pet' -Bill Cipher probably
The burning of the second dimension.
I get to put both of these together now! I think they deserve a post of their own.
(From the second and fourth parts of a fic plot arc about the Axolotl stumbling on the aftermath of the massacre and trying to figure out what happened while Bill doesn't help.)
i once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy