It Came To Me In A Vision

this man is about to be banned from the public library for being too stinky

whatever you do, do not imagine how guilty and sad ford must have felt when he read this page about his best friend knowing that he was responsible for him to end up like this

i once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy

this is what I look like when I think about billford btw

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

Getting even sillier. Look at my We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together Billford AMV

am i too late to yaoi day

Reading the Book of Bill be like

"but he's literally just a triangle" "I cant ship him with a triangle" the challenge is part of the fun! Can you or can you not commit to the bit. Make Bill Cipher do something wretchedly mood-killingly in-character in the middle of your toxic yaoi ship fic, and then make them not even hesitate to continue mashing their faces together. Have Ford wax poetic about the goddamn top hat. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who worships the mr peanut triangle like a god. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who is terrified out of their mind of the mr peanut triangle. The contrast between Bill's personality and the way Ford feels about him is an endlessly entertaining juxtaposition, if you dare to sincerely explore it!

I hope they explode