How It Feels When You Have:

I couldn’t fix him, but I could fuck him, and that could fix me, and that’s more important.

Guilty.

637. Slytherins that are thought to be great in all the work that they do but are actually really lazy so they just try to find the easiest/fastest/most efficient way to achieve their goals without having to put extra effort. This makes them seem very smart and at the same time they don’t need to work that hard, thus killing two birds with one stone

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this is still so funny to me

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Blac Chyna got a Scorpio MC and Sun 8th house in her Fama(408) Persona Chart which makes sense since she is the highest paid non musician Only Fans creator. In October 2023 she was the top earning creator of all on Only Fans.

Earth placements🌱 tend to like the touching/sensing/moaning part during sex while Air placements🌬️ tend to be very visual & communicative. Fire placements🔥tend to value the pace and feeling. Water placements💧 value the emotional undercurrents. So air placements might care more about how the partner looks and be turn on by the appearance while Taurus gets turned on by how you feel & sound. Water placements get turned on based on the emotional undercurrents like for example scorpio placements can get extra turned on if its forbidden.

Venus 2nd house synastry seem to make yall want to kiss & do oral sex a lot more than you usually would with someone else. (Please confirm this if you had this in synastry w someone)

Mars conjunct Chiron in both synastry and composite makes the sex amazing. That soulmerging healing kind of sex.

Mars conjunct Reiki(5239) in the natal chart might make people feel changed/healed after they slept with you.

Eros(433) conjunct Neptune might mean a lot of people fantasize about you, Ive seen it in a lot of the charts when i did my xxx stars post.

Libra Moon and Mars tend to care a lot about how their partner looks. Disharmony can really affect them and therefore make them very easily turned off. Not always ofc, other placements play a huge role too.

Lust(4386) or Eros(433) conjunct Moon seem to make someone constantly in the mood for some ”funny stuff”. It also tends to create the same effect in synastry.

If you watch ”adult movies” you will enjoy performers you have 8th house synastry with or the same Eros or Mars sign. They will most likely ”do it” in a way you like. There is usually a conjuntion from one of their personal planets to your Venus or Mars involved when it comes to your ”favorite star”.

I remember a famous youtuber answering which celebrity he would choose if he could only sleep with ONE celebrity. Ofc I checked his synastry with the celebrity he chose and he had a stellium in her 8th house.

Check the degree of your asteroid Eros. Eros at 2° can mean a sexy voice, good at oral, liking it slow and sensual, might even get paid for it.

Sorry I know Ive said it before but so many Sag Risings with Pluto in the 1st house look like the stereotypical ”sexy teacher” look.

Mars degree says more about what you enjoy in the bedroom. Mars in a Cancer degree might find pregnant people hot or enjoy sucking someones titties or having theirs sucked. 🍼

Mars 9th house might like to do it in risky places. 9th house and Sagittarius energy can make someone kinda reckless.

Fama(408) the goddess of rumor conjunct Eros(433) can indicate people will spread rumours about your sex life. Known for being sexy. People can be very curious about your sex life if you have this placement.

People with Saturn 8th house might like a more ”cold” kind of sex with less cuddling and kissing etc just straight forward penetration sex.

Bacchus(2063) conjunct Mars in the natal chart seem to give the person an insatiable sexual appetite.

Moon & Mars in the 8th house in synastry seem to be the hardest to resist. Especially speciellt since they often come with some kind of forbidden situation going on. There seem to always be a reason why yall are not allowed to do it.

Lilith aspecting personal planets or inte the 1st, 8th, 11th or 10th house sometimes have the most innappropriate people vieweing them in a sexual way. Like the person they least expected. Which can be very hurtful for them.

People with Jupiter aspecting Mars tend to be seen as being good in bed no matter if they are or not. Its just the energy they exude.

Someones Lilith aspecting your personal planets can make them see you as wayyy sexier than you actually are. Same with 8th house/Pluto synastry.

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This kind of hit me in the feels.

@queery-potter event ‘Bi headcanons’: Bisexual Narcissa Malfoy.

Growing up, Narcissa hadn’t been taught the term ‘bisexual’. Lesbians and good housewives, that’s what her mother told her and that was what Narcissa believed.

And because Narcissa would be a good wife, she was certainly not a lesbian. She liked kissing Lucius Malfoy, and she loved the idea of being his wife. And because she loved men, she wasn’t a lesbian, and therefore she didn’t love women. It was very simple.

Even if she did smile to herself when Marlene Mckinnon got flirty with her. And even if she enjoyed kissing Neith Zabini in abandoned corridors, and blushed if Lily Evans smiled in a certain way. She wasn’t a lesbian so she didn’t love women.

Andromeda asked her, Neith asked her, at one occasion even Rodolphus asked her. But she shook her head, answered she loved men not women, and left.

Narcissa married and had a child and pushed the thoughts away. She loved Lucius with all her heart, she would always love him, and it didn’t matter that she’d once had reasons to doubt.

Even if Narcissa’s thoughts would wander to Neith and abandonee corridors. Even if it wasn’t always Lucius she thought when touching herself, but Lily and could have been’s. Even if it was Alecto Carrow she allowed to be with her trying to relief her worry during the war.

Until after the war she refused to think of any of it. Until Harry Potter brought her flowers one day as a thank you gift, and mentioned his boyfriend had picked them. That’s when Narcissa looked up and asked “You are gay?” In a surprised tone, and narrowed her eyes when he shook his head.

“No, actually. I’m bisexual.”

She asked what it meant and he explained, and Narcissa was silent for minutes. She thought of Neith, and Alecto, and Lily, and Lucius. Repeated the word in her head a few times before remembering she wasn’t alone.

“Ah, I see.” Narcissa answered, and for some reason she had the idea Harry understood.

sonny and cher were kind of the blueprint for "she's everything, he's just ken"