The Demons Kept Telling Me To Make This

I'm bored Oddessy au kinda

It's with Billy and danny or Shazam and phantom

Danny is the ghost king or the prince

Anyway phantom and Shazam are dating, they get married and the rock of eternity sends Shazam on a mission, he is missing for a few years so Billy and danny are no longer tlkids pretending to be adults but semi functioning adults pretending that they were adults the entire time. Their in their 20s.

Anyway Shazam comes back after fighting posiden and sees his palace aka the rock overrun with men trying to claim phantom. Phantom couldn't kick them out because of xema, so he had to endure. Any way hold them down happens and Shazam is pissed and walks around, grabs his bow detransforms into Billy thr 20 yearold puts they bow over a fire, pulls it back into his hand, string it, and shoots through the axes into the ringleader's throat.

The massacre happens and he sees Danny again. They then go on to never explaining why he was missing for over a decade and why he is married to the ghost king to the JL whne they leave the rock

Or Billy is Penelope and danny is oddyseus

Billy is staying in the infinite realms after they got married. Someone tried to take over and steal Danny's crown so they naturally go to war Danny leaves and tells him that he will be back. Danny doesn't because of cult shenanigans and comes back as a very bloody viking and just kills all of the people trying to steal the champion of magic just because he has no say in the realms because he isn't dead.

Fitzgerald is a money addict

Dick finding out JayRoy are dating:

Dick, glaring at Roy:

Roy: ...

Roy: Uh, sup?

Dick, being serious: I don't care that you've been my best friend longer than Jason have been my brother but sleep with one eye open if you ever hurt my little brother.

Roy, sweating because he knows Dick is serious and would actually hurt him: Duly noted.

Jason: *bursts out laughing*

has this been done before? I mean, spoilers for the demon realm arc

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

Danny finds out that, due to his flexibility and weightlessness of being a half-ghost, he's actually pretty good at Ballet.

First it was a few classes because of a lost dare, but then those few turned into a usual thing for him.

In fact, he got so into it that even his rogues, when they realized it was almost time for his Ballet lessons, would pause the fight and make sure he went. The young half-ghost was, in their opinion, far too tense and stressed, and if they wanted to make sure he was in top form for fighting then he needed a hobby.

Regular Ballet lessons turned into competitions.

Competitions turned into him being scouted.

And while he never, ever expected this path for himself, at the age of twenty-four he became one of the best Danseurs in the country.

He's also a registered meta, but only because when he dances he gets so into it that some of his ghostly features leak over to his appearance.

Floating white hair, eyes shifting from blue to green in the lights, slightly pointed ears; costume designers adore him.

So it's no surprise that he has his fair share of stalkers.

This is where John Constantine comes in, because someone just tried to send a very nasty curse to Danny, and they need to find out who.

Song that inspired this idea here

Shazam! (2019) Issue #15

Okay, hear me out

Kim Dokja, Dramaturgy (JudyPhonic ver)

It just fits so well!!

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.