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Harry: it’s rather muggy out today, don’t you think?

Allie: I swear to God if I look outside and all of my mugs are on the lawn I'm GOING to kill you.

Harry: *sips coffee out of bowl*

Klaus Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 4

i love how the biggest problem of the ua siblings isn’t that they don’t share the bits of vital information they all individually collect over the season with each other (or can’t because they are separated) but that they do and are immediately dismissed by each other because “oh well we don’t have time for tHIS rn” and “whatever this can’t be as important as THIS” and “oh klaus says weird shit all the time so like why even question his story about a glowing orb in the basement??”and “i heard what you said but i am just gonna ignore you“ it’s not even miscommunication at this point. they ARE communicating, they just couldn’t give less of a fuck about what comes out of each others mouths and i love that

Hey, no more numbers. No more bullshit. We’re Team Zero. We’re all Team Zero.

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

“Alex, what are you doing?”

“Mom’s in the bathroom so she’s making me stand here.”

Guys, come here, check it out. We have a view of the pool! Damn, that’s a lot of bikinis.

I WANT.....

fanfic about:

LUCIFER 'DEVIL DAD' MORNINGSTAR

with his children (aka the antichrists™)

SABRINA 'DADDYS GURL AND IF U HURT MY FAMILY I'LL KILL YOU SLOWLY' SPELLMAN (MORNINGSTAR)

ADAM 'THE ONLY NORMAL LUCIFER KID WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIS FRIENDS AND DO NOT WANTS CARE ABOUT THAT ANTICHRIST-CELESTIAN SHIT' YOUNG

MICHAEL 'I KILL FOR FUN' LANGDON

JACK 'I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS FAMILY, UNCLE CAS. TAKE ME UP, I'M SCARED' KLINE

TAKEHIKO (his canon son from comics)

WITH HIS NIECE (AKA THE ANTICHRISTS'™ COUSIN)

ELAINE BELLOC (daughter of michael in comics and she became a god after god abdicated)

AND HIS BROTHERS (+SISTERS) (AKA THE ANTICHRISTS'™ UNCLES(+AUNTIES))

AMENADIEL 'TIRED OF LUCIFER'S 'DEVIL DAD' SHITS'

MICHAEL 'I AM A WORSE PARENT THAN LUCIFER AND MY DAUGHTER WILL UNFORTUNATELY OR FORTUNATELY BE THE NEXT GOD'

AZRAEL 'THE SWEETEST (ALONG WITH HILDA) AUNTIE IN THE WORLD'