Me And The Bestie Celebrating The Ides Of March

“I’ll keep your secret.” “And I’ll keep yours.”

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

I need a fucking gun

dont worry baby we'll make this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome🫶

honestly i know we're all imagining will's and hannibal's texts to be super spicy and horny but in actuality it would literally be this

part of my masculine charm is that i'm completely insane

dan ur wrong the pain of getting ur period at spring break is NOT about sex it IS about going to the beach. obviously phil knows this, for obvious reasons, because. well. well because