Bebenotbaby - Unsalvagable ♡

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

I simply cannot choose to not be evil. I was born with evil intentions and malice rooted deep inside my DNA.

hey buddy. you look like a slut. can we be friends?

“I’ll keep your secret.” “And I’ll keep yours.”

foreplay is someone putting a gun to my head and shooting my brains out

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

love the wilt

january 23, 2004

BABE WAKE UP NEW MADS AND HUGH REUNION DROPPED

a sketch from summer 2019: Hugh Dancy apparently in a movie called Blood and Chocolate (2007), a film i have not seen (5/10 on imdb, 10% on RT?? hugh dancy's agent does it again) but that i frequently see this ⬆️ frame reposted from. i'd touch it up & take a new photo if i knew where this sketchbook went, so, apologies for the artifacting, had to retrieve it from the depths of facebook :(