The Council Of Slutty Idiots.....or As I Know Them Better; My Dnd Party

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

THIS IS A LEGENDARY IDEA!!!

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

The White House

Art museum 

Jewelry store

Best Buy 

Your ex’s apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you)

Rival scientist’s lab 

CEO’s summer home

Area 51

natural voice change

Lower

Boom Your Voice

How to deepen your voice naturally

How to talk with a deeper voice 

How to deepen your voice (pre-t) Voice masculinization

Vocal androgyny in speech and singing

This Phone App Helps Transgender Users Change The Pitch And Tone Of Their Voices (buzzfeed article) 

Higher

Voice Feminization

Pitch, range, resonance, depth

How to develop a female voice

Feminine voice techniques         

“OLROX IS A SERPENT, AND MIZRAK IS A CHRISTIAN. SO HE’S BOTH A LITERAL TEMPTATION, AND FROM MIZRAK’S CHRISTIAN LENS, THE SYMBOL OF TEMPTATION FROM THE SCRIPTURES. HE CONSIDERS OLROX INHERENTLY EVIL FOR WHAT HE IS, LIKE HOW HE VIEWS HIMSELF BECAUSE OF HIS FAITH. IT’S TRAGIC BUT ALSO HORNY AT THE SAME TIME.”

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

I really needed this. Today my grandma took my sketchbook and ridiculed every drawing in it. I don’t think i’ve ever felt so humiliated and worthless. but maybe it’s still worth something. Maybe It can still make people smile. So, if anyone wants to see some really crappy art? Just let me know...

bro i heard youre drawing.... can you post it online...bro... i want to see it no NO bro dont hide it. bro youll always be improving this is no reason to hold back from showing your work to the public NOW and gain a following........ bro..........pls

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

Finally! advice for me! time to do all at once and probably burn my house down!

✨🕊 Anxious Witch Tips 🕊✨

a little list of witchy things you can do to help soothe your stress and anxiety 🕊

✨ bitch to the sun, moon, and stars about your day and tell them you could use some cheering up

✨ brew some lavender chamomile tea (or other caffeine free tea) and add some milk and honey

✨ pray to your deities, angels, spirit guides, etc.

✨ vent your frustrations to deceased loved ones

✨ give yourself a quick reading with a tarot card or pendulum

✨ go outside and put your bare feet on the ground

✨ take a long hot shower and exfoliate with some lavender oil salt scrub

✨ light a shitload of scented candles

✨ breathe deeply and meditate

✨ drink moon or sun water, just lots of water, stay away from caffeinated teas or coffee

✨ count your blessings

✨ make a simple charm satchet with rose quartz, amethyst, and lavender buds and carry it with you

✨ remember that the universe has your back and everything is gonna be fine