Tried To Tell My Faithful Eunuch Tucker That He Was Basically Tumblr Famous, But He Was Too Focused On

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

DM Advice

Have your players been arguing over what to buy from a shop for 45 minutes? Starting to get annoyed? Make something happen! Make an pickpocket rob them! Have the shopkeep kick them out for loitering! Maybe a group of Bandits storm in to try and loot the place! The shop next door catches ire! Spice things up! I do this almost every time my players go shopping to prevent them from complaining about how boring the session was just because they spent 20 minutes debating between items!

i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

Finally! advice for me! time to do all at once and probably burn my house down!

✨🕊 Anxious Witch Tips 🕊✨

a little list of witchy things you can do to help soothe your stress and anxiety 🕊

✨ bitch to the sun, moon, and stars about your day and tell them you could use some cheering up

✨ brew some lavender chamomile tea (or other caffeine free tea) and add some milk and honey

✨ pray to your deities, angels, spirit guides, etc.

✨ vent your frustrations to deceased loved ones

✨ give yourself a quick reading with a tarot card or pendulum

✨ go outside and put your bare feet on the ground

✨ take a long hot shower and exfoliate with some lavender oil salt scrub

✨ light a shitload of scented candles

✨ breathe deeply and meditate

✨ drink moon or sun water, just lots of water, stay away from caffeinated teas or coffee

✨ count your blessings

✨ make a simple charm satchet with rose quartz, amethyst, and lavender buds and carry it with you

✨ remember that the universe has your back and everything is gonna be fine

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

I didn’t know I was missing this until I saw this post

Does anyone know where I can find some nice POC photography?

Im trying to make a character inspiration board but most of the photography is of pale skinned and skinny people.

“You’ve got a way to keep me on your side.”

Augh, could not stop thinking bout getting this finished while under the scornful gaze of capitalism (job)

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.