Comfortable Silence Is A Sign Of Being Truly Comfortable With Someone. Just Being Able To Sit Next To

Okay, so I am the DM, and what I ended up doing was saying that the warhammer strike popped the Orc’s back, causing him to feel younger than he had in years and healing him 2 points. Thanks for helping me though! I didn’t see that when I had done a frantic flip through the handbook!

Dealing negative damage

My player’s wizard, having run out of spells, resorts to using the paladin’s warhammer. W: Will a 15 hit? Me: Roll damage W: 2. do I add anything? Me: Add your strength mod W: Thats… a -4 Me: …what? W: …what?

I genuinely don’t know what to do, PLEASE HELP I AM CONFUSED AND I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN THE HANDBOOK!

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

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woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

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bitch

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wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

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woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

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this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

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please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

I’m bout to commit a crime...

i’m the coolest kid in town

An update to Marnia’s story! The princess has 4 kids, but it’s all good now because Marnia has found love in a bookkeeping Cleric who patches her up after every fight! Find someone who loves you back and completes you!

Woops

One of the campaigns I was playing in just recently ended, and only then did I realize my hallf-elf fighter, Marnia, was a massive lesbian. Woops. I mean, the poor woman has been following our drow warlock princess around the whole campaign, protecting her and complimenting her every step of the way. She’d take opportunity attacks against herself just to get to her princess’s side. AND SHE WASN’T EVEN A HIRED GUARD, SHE JUST CHOSE TO DO THAT. I was playing her character thinking “Oh they’re friends and she’s protective! That’s all!” the whole campaign! Then at the end, the princess married our half-orc barbarian and the DM asked how Marnia felt seeing the princess get married, and I was like “she’s happy for h- oh. oh. oh no.” and the realization hit me like a ton of bricks. Am I stupid? I played it off like the character was as shocked to realize that she wasn’t happy as I was. Be aware of your feelings. Don’t be a useless lesbian like Marnia.

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

fingers crossed!

I can’t believe 5000 of you gays follow me, my mind is BLOWN. Thank you SO so much, seeing the response you all have to my art has literally kept me going and kept me creating things! Now, LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

GIVEAWAY RULES:

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This is a FOLLOWER giveaway, so you must be following me to win (I’ll check 👀). New followers are welcome, but if you’re just going to follow for the giveaway and then leave then pls… don’t.

There will be 5 winners! First place gets the full shiny card set and the t-shirt, 2nd and 3rd get just the shiny card set, and 4th and 5th get 3 cards of their choice.

There’s 8 cards in the set. If you would rather have multiple cards of the same design, instead of 8 different ones, just let me know! For example you might want 2 trans ones, 3 ace ones, and 3 bi ones!

If the winners don’t respond to their messages within 2 days of me contacting them, I’ll pick a new winner.

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~ Giveaway ends on JUNE 1st! ~

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