THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!

IS THAT A GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE?????

um. i don’t think tumblr is much of a video posting place, but i’m going to leave this here bc it has drained me of three months of working 🥲👍

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

Feng Wei

i do in fact think i'm better than people who use ai for everything next question

this is based on a real pic i took of myself doing the same thing

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that