I Subscribe To The Hc That Any Time An Enemy Disarms Bucky, The Thunderbolts New Avengers Immediately

idc if hugh's wolverine is 500 lbs, wade wilson can easily pick this man up and logan will be stunned into silence (and horny confusion?)

sam: are you being racist

bucky: are you being ableist

sam: you're just homophobic

bucky: *turns to the marriage certificate hanging on their refrigerator next to the grocery list*

dp&w fans: they were supposed to kiss

venom fans: yep

squid game fans: definitely

wicked fans: canonically they already have

update

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65781478

i need john walker sobbing in a corner during a mental breakdown and bob has no idea what do but just sits next to him quietly

the fact that henry cavill and hugh jackman are notorious for this and then deadpool 3 featured them both

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

reasons why logan howlett doesn't mind wade wilson's skin

1. he cares about wade and does not give a fuck

2. he's fascinated with gently tracing wade's ever-changing scars

3. he understands that appearance does not dictate character

4. he has literally been in every major war since the 1800s so he's unfazed

5. wade wilson's ass

doesn't it terrify you? the fact that the us government isn't even trying to hide how they kidnap legal immigrants (COLLEGE STUDENTS) in broad daylight without due process, masked without identification? for exercising their first amendment right??

did we not learn that one of the most obvious signs of a dictatorship is a secret police force that oppresses those who disagree with those in power??

"why do we learn history?" because if we forget about the holocaust, a genocide which murdered AT LEAST SIX MILLION jewish people and other oppressed groups (homosexuals, disabled individuals) then it can easily happen again

theoretically i probably would ship steve with tony solely because i will always eat up the "debating is foreplay" energy in a ship

laura knows. she can easily see through their homo no homo foreplay and finds it disgusting because logan denies it vehemently BUT STILL PLAYS INTO IT and althea is like "i live with these motherfuckers how do you think i feel"