Love Tom Holland But When Hear Spideypool I Think Of Andrew Garfield

actually i don't want patrick stewart and ian mckellen to make out in doomsday because that would make the ship canon

i want marvel to write their silly scenes and do whatever (because they will anyway) and let the fandom handle the rest because the fun of shipping isn't forcing marvel's hand, it's watching them squirm as we point out not so subtle gay subtext between characters they actively try to sell as "just really close best friends"

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

began with snowbaz, resurfaced in wolfstar, flew to firstprince, tripped towards poolverine, glanced at 457, now newly settled at cherik

doesn't it terrify you? the fact that the us government isn't even trying to hide how they kidnap legal immigrants (COLLEGE STUDENTS) in broad daylight without due process, masked without identification? for exercising their first amendment right??

did we not learn that one of the most obvious signs of a dictatorship is a secret police force that oppresses those who disagree with those in power??

"why do we learn history?" because if we forget about the holocaust, a genocide which murdered AT LEAST SIX MILLION jewish people and other oppressed groups (homosexuals, disabled individuals) then it can easily happen again

*slams credit card down* i'll take 10 of those pls

Are you guys seeing the partners in crime au vision?

friendly reminder that the beach divorce briefly appears during the credits of deadpool and wolverine

reality check! hugh jackman and logan howlett are not, in fact, the same person.

remember that, please and thank you.

john performs small acts of service when no one's looking and pretends like he doesn't. who sometimes puts away the dishes? john, but if anyone enters the kitchen, he immediately drops the dish he's holding on purpose. who sometimes refills water for yelena's guinea pig? john, but if anyone sees him, he starts drinking the water himself.

bucky does not care about the copyright like he didn't even know about the lawsuit until yelena told him because he's too preoccupied with thinking of how to reconcile with sam

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?