Pride And Prejudice And Zombies Wasn’t Too Good Of A Film (for Me Personally Anyway) But One Thing

Shatter.

It's not my usual content, but trying to work out as a 6" 335 pound man has gotten easier for me because now I just pretend i'm the Wolverine trying to impress Wade (my wife)

I keep fantasizing about her walking in when im mid set all sweaty and going "Ooh big strong boy." And it's getting me through this horrid thing called exercise.

Ladies, fellas, people who all have a masc presenting spouce. Please walk in on your partner doing literally anything that they consider difficult and say "Oooh big strong boy" I promise you they will giggle.

Another thing to remember boys and girls is that Hugh Jackman is a MOVIE star. Im not denying that, yes, he is strong, and yes, he is very big, but he only looks that big for MOVIES.

They physically rub oil on this man, and for the super vieny shots, he dehydrates himself. I am sorry, fellas, but there is no healthy way to look like his movies.

And you aren't supposed to!! He's a superhuman mutant with advanced powers, and his entire character was made around being muscly. You do not have to look like the screen to look good. Hell, im sure you already look hella good now!

Damn. Look at you. All sexy and shit. PLEASE STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MOVIE MAGIC

Another thing to remember is that most huge guys either get paid to work out, use substances, or are not in good relationship with their bodies needs food wise. I always see these personal trainers and body builders shame people for not making it to the gym every day, but they get paid to be at the gym and paid to be fit.

I'd much rather you be happy and love your body then work yourself to death trying to look like movie or tv editing/lighting while using unhealthy techniques.

You are beautiful and amazing the way you are. You are loved, cared for, and HOT DAMN have you SEEN YOURSELF, LATELY!?? 😳

“You and your boy could have a good life. He could be a child for a while. Wouldn't that be nice?”

they're so real for this

— (insp)

“i was never afraid before you showed up” and “you were my purpose” and “but i was wrong because there was one person worth saving. that’s what i did. i saved him. then i protected him.”

thank you matt, steph

Fourteen and Donna are waking up on a beach in Spain thinking they had too many cocktails at lunchtime.

loveee the thought of zuko as fire lord making his first diplomatic visit to the SWT and sokka taking FULL advantage of his and zuko’s friendship status to mortify his fellow council members and the general population of the south pole, as well as the fire lord himself.

like zuko will be chatting with some council members and sokka comes up and just starts roasting the fuck out of him. just saying shit like “who let you off the boat in THOSE shoes” to get a reaction out of the council members, who are making giant eyes at him like this is a professional visit where the fuck is your father to restrain you?!!!?

bato would be having an awkward conversation with zuko about resource allotments for the rebuilding effort and sokka needlessly throws in “did you know zuko sings to himself when he’s alone? he’s pretty good. give him a demo, zuko, come on,” and zuko’s grimacing because it was one fucking time sweet spirits sokka and bato is giving sokka the most embarrassed look of his life

sokka throws snowballs at zuko in the middle of the village and zuko falls over four consecutive times as a result.

for all his outward expressions of aggravation, it eventually becomes apparent to everyone that zuko isn’t too bothered by the teasing and sokka doesn’t mean anything by it, because every night they sit at the water’s edge and joke for hours.