let’s talk jake lockley. jake “i only front when necessary and do so to protect marc and steven because gods forbid they let us die again the body by any means i see fit while letting marc and steven work out their shit that has absolutely nothing to do with me but i let them anyways because i so happen to share a body with them” lockley.
[IMAGE ID: The American Chopper Argument Meme that reads: "Deadpool 3 wasn't a good movie because the anchor being concept didn't make sense and neither did the cameos, it was supposed to be about deadpool." In the second panel, "Anchor beings are a commentary on Marvel's fucked up money-making scheme and destroying characters who are popular to the audience which puts more money in their pockets." The third panel states, "The cameos still shouldn't have been there! They made no sense!" Followed by, "Deadpool wanted to be a hero since the first Deadpool movie and continues to be rejected over and over and you think it's not important for him to meet people who were rejected by the industry and forgotten? To not only make a jab at big industries but also for himself and his repeating themes?" / END ID]
Guys, I might be passionate about this movie, I don't think it's noticeable./s
Some people: “Tobeys Peter was bland.”
Me punching the air, trying to go web go: “HES A SHY, AWKWARD NERD WHO WAS CONSTANTLY BULLIED AND PUT DOWN, WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AND GUILT ON HIS SHOULDERS WHO HOLDS AND BOTTLES EVERYTHING IN. HE IS DELIBERATELY PLAYED THAT WAY AND IT WORKS. JUST BECAUSE HE ISN’T AS CHARISMATIC OR EXPRESSIVE TO YOU AS ANDREW OR TOM DOESN’T MEAN HE ISNT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. YOU MAY JUST LIKE A DIFFERENT INTERPRETATION OF PETER PARKER WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AWESOME? TOBEY AS PETER PARKER/SPIDERMAN! IN THIS ESSAY ILL BE-”
yeah that’s nice and all but did they burn up a sun just to say goodbye to each other
Critics when the FNAF movie has lore: "Ugh, this isn't like the games at all, can't believe this."
Fnaf fans hearing that the FNAF movie is full of lore: "YEEEAAAH BOY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! WOOOOOOOOOO!"
Critics: no fan will like this movie, too much lore not enough camera flipping
Hardcore fnaf fans: