Whole Squad Got Nerfed

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If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I… uh… Haven’t gotten this kind of… erm… academic attention before.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

What are your thoughts on Mayday's tropical paradise? Do you visit? Do you live there?

I visited once but he made fun of me so ruthlessly that I'm probably gonna stick to other vacation spots for now. At least until I get a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

sigh

Please.

(the ground Bantha ones were real good)

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

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Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities

What do you keep in your chest pack? Also it's national kitten day where I'm at and I'm wondering how many tooka kittens is too many. Can you keep a tiny tooka kitten in your chest pack?

Secrets. 😉

Actually just some extra snacks, rounds, code cylinders, etc.

And a little something special that Hera gave me as a kid.

She probably would have tried to cram a tooka in there if I’d had them on Ryloth… She was always drawing pictures of them. 🥹

What kind of Dathomir witchcraft is this?

Howzer you beautiful boy 💖

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

Oh! Well… heh. Hello. Not sure who the affectionate wet chap is but… thank you?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.