Apparently I'm in good company.
QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?
oh my god 💀
how you doing king?
Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.
Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐
xoxo
Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏
I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.
hi howzer! :D
do you have any funny stories from the war by chance? my dad had a lot to share from his time that were pretty funny! hope you're doing well, btw!
From the war? Eh. It was ugly.
From the time outside of it? Now you're talkin.
Watching a room full of diplomats, warriors, and civil leaders try to keep their expressions neutral when Orn Free Taa's uncontrollable flatulence strikes up during meetings is always a good time. Also why Gobi isn't allowed in them anymore.
An entire squad once got matching tattoos of their captain... on their ass cheeks...
I'm sure there are more...
When you stood your ground and didn't agree with what the Empire was doing, I've never been prouder of my Captain.
Erm... thank you? Trooper?
Needed to do a quick doodle of fuck-boi clone😩
Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason
😏
If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻♀️
Why thank you. It definitely wasn’t the result of a dare, initially. It was definitely intentional.
@baja-blasters and @tbbs-best-hair
You guys made it to the top 2 spots of the best Clone Trooper hairstyles (according to this guy on YouTube.) (Well, and according to me...I didn't realize it but I guess I pick my favorites by their cool hair.)
His comments about Hunters hair (6:00 mark):
"Speaking of amazing hairstyles, we have Hunter from The Bad Batch. You know, I don't need to defend this."
And Howzer's hair (9:15 mark):
"For the final one, we have probably the best clone haircut to exist. And it goes straight to S tier, right to the top. Right there to the very top. Look at this man. I think this might be one of the best hairstyles in the Star Wars Universe, let alone TCW and TBB. I want to steal this man's look."
Well done, fellas!
Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.
Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…
Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings
Hera would love those.
Howzer 💚🩵🤍
Honestly SO HAPPY with how vibrant these lilies turned out to be!
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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