I'm Just Sad Bc I'm Realizing I'm Not Scary

I'm just sad bc I'm realizing I'm not scary

I always wanna tell myself that I'm a cool, scary little emo boy. But in reality, I'm an absolute golden retriever boy and a sweetheart, who happens to be emo... Today, I drove to the store to buy myself a soda on the way home, and I bought a $6 box of girl scout cookies... I'M A FUCKING SUCKER!!! I'M A BROKE ASS UNEMPLOYED TEEN WHO JUST SPENT HALF OF THEIR NON-EMERGENCY SPENDING MONEY ON COOKIES BC I'M A SUCKER! I DON'T EVEN LIKE KIDS, I THINK THEY'RE STICKY AND ANNOYING!!! I'M JUST A SUCKER AND WANTED TO BE NICE!!! I have a whole box of cookies to myself now though, so I'm not too mad.

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6 months ago

Here's a thing I made for a friend, I'm kinda proud of myself bc this was way out of my comfort zone

Here's A Thing I Made For A Friend, I'm Kinda Proud Of Myself Bc This Was Way Out Of My Comfort Zone

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1 year ago

I tried to wish my mom a happy International Women's Day... She wished me one back... I'm a transmasc demiboy... Imma pretend she meant it in a "women are cool too you too" way as well and not a "you are also a woman" way (She's trying, she just forgets half the time, and I'm a shy little shit about correcting people)

That being said, I wish you all a Happy International Women's Day because women are cool, like really cool and everyone regardless of gender should notice that.


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1 year ago

I find it genuinely hilarious how with most fandoms, there's a ship that makes me wish I had a partner bc they're so cute together, wheras with Hazbin Hotel, sure, Charlie and Vaggie are adorable and love each other so much, and I am waiting VERY impatiently for Husk and Angel to kiss and become boyfriends, I think they're both really cute couples, but instead, I am platonically jealous of Rosie and Alastor. They are SUCH besties!!!

I Find It Genuinely Hilarious How With Most Fandoms, There's A Ship That Makes Me Wish I Had A Partner
I Find It Genuinely Hilarious How With Most Fandoms, There's A Ship That Makes Me Wish I Had A Partner

Look at them!!! That's how besties look at each other!!! I want a friendship like that!!! They dance with each other, Rosie knows Alastor better than he knows himself (ace in the hole), they hate Susan together. Like come on!!! WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT!?!??


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5 months ago

So my dumb ass just remembered that I'm allowed to draw real people and characters from live action shows more stylized and cartoony. Idk why I forgot that that was a possibility... Maybe it's the lack of sleep? Anyways, Imma go cartoonify the fuck out of everyone.


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11 months ago

Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

1 year ago

Just thinking about how I didn't outgrow the "not like the other girls" complex until I had a gender identity crisis...


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1 year ago

My ADHD brain just zoned out and now I have a shit ton of bracelets, Including these.

My ADHD Brain Just Zoned Out And Now I Have A Shit Ton Of Bracelets, Including These.

The brainrot is real...


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2 years ago

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.


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6 months ago

My children are quite cursed, thank you very much

2 years ago

just found out I can buy a 3 pack of blåhaj plushies on Amazon...

They're $80 though... But there's 3...


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Bagel and Cream Cheese

I am Bagel, a long furby, and I will eat your sins with Cream Cheese

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