Reblog To Give Your Followers Each Their Own Sword.

I know the expanse fandom isn’t super big on tumblr, but the lack of Detective Josephus Miller thirst is astounding. You’re telling me tumblr dot com, lover of the saddest and wettest meow meows you’ve ever seen, isn’t losing their fucking minds over a washed up, recently divorced sci fi noir cop who’s falling in love with the (possibly) dead girl he’s been hired to track down until he gets roped into saving the universe between bouts of staring at her photo with big wet cow eyes isn’t sending all yall into hysterics??? Pathetic.

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

If I’m being honest. If I’m being very very real right now. I wanna announce that I have an addition to the category of men who would treat me so good:

look at him. He’s the sweetest gentlest mans in the history of earth. Long hair beard Kiefoo smoking a PIPE?! What the fuck!!!

And then he’s fictional? fuck you. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to make me want him this much and then just not be real?

Look he’d be SO good for me. I’d have severe anxiety and just one look at that cute face would calm me right down.

Poet Young Guns Esque. Love that. He’s brave and loyal and kind of quick to judge but when he’s wrong he owns up to it. Perfect man.

just sign me up for whatever time period they’re in. I wanna universe travel to him and we could live so happily every afterly

My man!!!!!! >:(

The single greatest shot in the history of cinema. Beautiful.

Hey Hector

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Arnold Vosloo and Brendan Fraser at the opening of the "The Revenge Of The Mummy - The Ride" at Universal Studios, 2004

Potato migration

this video always cheers me up

Aquafam + first and last appearances