A Baby Kookaburra Makin Noises

Now that phase 4 is officially over; can I just rant about the fact that they cast CHRISTIAN (freaking) BALE and wasted it. Love and Thunder was a dumpsterfire thanks to Taika Waititi. You actually had Christian Bale, and didn’t give him the fucking material. He was right there! Bale did best with the material he was given, but just imagine if Love and Thunder had a decent writer/director? What a waste man. 

Y'all practical effects bitches are really sleeping on the Mission: Impossible movies.

"Oh everything is CGI these days!" Mission: Impossible uses practical effects whenever it's safe to do so, and their definition of safe is incredibly skewed because Tom Cruise is, frankly, batshit insane.

The man refuses to use stunt doubles because he insists the audience can tell when it's not him. He's apparently one of the best stunt drivers in the world. He drove up a cliff and skidded to a stop right on the edge for real in Dead Reckoning. He got a fucking helicopter license and spent like three years training for the climactic scene in Fallout.

Most of the helicopter chase in Fallout was real. The midair oxygen-tank swap in that movie was also real. They practiced for it in a wind tunnel and then did the real thing in freefall.

When Tom Cruise dies, it's either going to be because he realized Scientology was a crock and tried to get out and they fucking killed him (highly unlikely that he'll ever come to that realization), or because his luck finally ran out while filming a stunt for a Mission: Impossible movie (significantly more likely).

Seriously, if you have the blu-rays of any of these movies, I strongly encourage you to watch them with the director's commentaries. Especially the ones directed by Christopher McQuarrie. That man has an almost pathological distaste for CGI (and when they do have to use it, he's incredibly respectful and complimentary of the people who do the special effects).

Do yourself a favor and watch these movies. They're not just kitschy action flicks. They're kitschy action flicks with a metric fuckton of practical effects, and a production team that really cares about the stories they're crafting.

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

Jonas Quinn deserved better

therapy: expensive

marathoning the lord of the rings trilogy: affordable, a natural anti-depressant, good for both heart and soul, some good fucking food

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

The urge to bother my mutuals

bladesrunner: Lee Pace