Badn3w - Beast Coast

Y'know what’s epic? Doing these shots, going out there, and dancing.

charlie copying mac

what if. what if the reason they've never shown mac kissing a guy... is because he's never even actually been with a guy. like all of mac's talk about having so much gay sex is really just him being delusional about being a successful gay when he in fact has zero rizz, just like how he brags about doing backflips all the time but he never actually does it

my favourite thing about macdennis is their weird domestic habits like wdym they rented all their furniture for more than two decades instead of buying them. they rented the predator movie each time too even though it's their favourite movie that they've watched 30 times in the last two months. mac peels dennis' apples for him and dennis isn't allowed to eat apples with them. they have monthly dinners that they look forward to where they dress nicely and go to fancy restaurants. MONTHLY. mac only knows how to cook boxed mac and cheese and dennis screams at him for this but doesn't consider taking up cooking himself ofc. they make a room in their suburbs house a trash room and paste fresherners all over the room bc they don't know how to just take out the trash like normal people. they need two rooms and two bathrooms at minimum as a home, and bc they can't find that, they'd rather sleep with dee and an old man in one bed in a house with only one bathroom. the fact that basically nothing in their house before the fire belonged to mac, and dennis supposedly hates living with mac and yet still does even though they're pushing 50. they seem to share their finance, and dennis tells mac to stop buying the rock drinks using it. dennis lets mac massage his pecs and dye his hair. they do all this and yet dennis acts like mac is insane for acting like they're a couple.

so many people meeting rcg lately and I’m jealous but I know in my heart that if I ever got the chance to talk to one of them this is an exact play by play of what would happen

u think we’re gonna get the pod back soon.. not that i’m like fiending for it or something it’s not like i need it to survive haha i’m .. i’m just wondering

"stride, stride, stride, stride, execute!"

I love the idea that Mac and Charlie had to take these pictures of each other and were probably hyping each other up about how badass they looked

makes a sideblog just to post mac grabs charlies hand gif that ive never seen anyone point out

every single time dennis says goddamn

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