Baconbud - For A Real Long Time I Did Doing This Thing Wrong

A panda walks into a bar. 

The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?”

The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.”

“So what would you like to eat?”

“I’ll just take the fries.”

The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?”

The panda calmly replies, “Oh, just card.”

After paying, the panda gets up and takes out a pistol. He fires a few shots in the direction of a few men, killing some in the process.

The bartender, horrified, shouts, “What the hell was that for? You just killed 4 men!”

The panda says, “I’m a panda, man. Look it up.” The panda then abruptly exits the bar.

The bartender confused, looks up “Panda” on Google. The description said:

“The giant panda is a bear species endemic to China. It is characterised by its bold black-and-white coat and rotund body. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Credits to “Eats, Shoots, & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation” by Lynne Truss

I'm glad somebody is getting our justice for Cait

A friendly cat

You're not wrong, ya know. Not wrong at all lol

I feel like this raises a LOT of questions to people familiar with some of these characters.

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services

Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover phys

Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

For more information and to support the WGA please:

Follow their official social media on all platforms and only trust statements from the union itself, and articles they promote (be wary of other articles).

Read up on the issues being fought for (there are articles supported by the union in their linktree)

Be vocal in your support and inform others in your communities.

Stop using ChatGPT and other AI tools, even for fun.

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

NOPE. NEVERMIND, JUST GOT IT

GOD DANG IT