Bruce: Name A More Iconic Duo Than My Crippling Fear Of Abandonment And My Anxiety. I'll Wait.

*Harper and Cullen are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Harper: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Cullen , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Wally: Whenever I see Dick, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Barry: That's because you're in love with him.

[later]

Dick: Whenever I see Wally, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Bruce: Don't get too close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

Best girls in Gotham

Dick: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jason: Stop romanticizing the past.

Damian: It’s dark in here

Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this

Jon: *Stomps their feet*

Jon: *Skechers light up*

Bruce : I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Selena: What- how?

Bruce : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

I think even if had context to this. I think this would be weird

Does anyone remember her because she was a f*ing badass there should be more comics with her

Kon: Hey Tim,

Tim: Yes?

Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tim:

Tim: Where’s Bart?

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.