Wikipedia No Longer Being Anywhere Near The Top Of Search Results When Looking Up Anything Feels Eviscerating

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

There is an ongoing joke about Ghosts belt and tac vest. He can pull anything out of it. He has bandages spare radios, water, snacks. Price and Gaz are used to it, but when Johnny is new to the team, he finds it hilarious.

He discovers first hand one of the things Ghost carries when after a long mission, he is sitting there in the heli, disassociated badly, picking his nails till they bleed.

He feels a gloved hand grip his jaw, gently pushing his mouth open, before sour floods his senses and he coughs and splutters.

He looks up at Ghost who is holding a bottle of sour candy spray. "WHAT THE FOOK??"

Ghost simply patted Johnny's mohawk. "got you out of your head"

Reverse Robins AU where Damian actually does not dislike Tim at all. In fact, he admires him for his commitment and determination (even if he’s not a particularly brilliant fighter in the beginning) - besides, if anything, growing up in the League taught him that if you wanted something like that, you should grab it while you have the chance.

Damian walks into the cave after being called there for something important. He has no idea what’s about to go down but Alfred, Bruce, and Duke are all there intervention style with some random kid that damian only vaguely recognises (because he doesn’t really care).

Damian: What in God’s name is this.

Bruce: Well, son… this is Tim. he’s going to be working under your old hero name.

Duke and Alfred exchange a wary glance. Tim gives a little wave because what are you supposed to do when everyone looks like they’re collectively waiting for a bomb to go off??

Damian takes a minute, but eventually realises they’re waiting for a reaction from him. Which still doesn’t really explain why they’re looking at him like that, but people can be strange.

Damian, who hasn’t been to the manor in a while for Reasons: How long has he been training?

Tim, who still doesn’t get what the big deal is and is just pretty eager to impress this guy: Three weeks!

Damian goes quiet again, and Bruce sighs, ready to intervene—

Damian: You should show me what you’ve learned, at some point.

Tim beams. Damian turns around and walks away. Everyone else just has to take a minute because hey, wasn’t it supposed to be more difficult than that? He didn’t want an explanation? No grand argument? Nothing?

Sooner or later, the pair of them start training together. Damian visits more often to keep tabs on tim. (Naturally at some point, Tim has to fucking die, because this is a Reverse Robins AU. But it’s nice while it lasts)

nothing like a friendship based on the same traumas

Los vaqueros y el 141 en el jaripeo

is it gay to gently rub your fingertips over your military bros scars ? (socks on)

Mermaid AU now with Jason!

more mermaid stuff

They're not supposed to go beyond the Coral Reef alone, but Dick loves sneaking out, and looking for various shells and stones especially because it reminds him of traveling with his parents. One night, Jason followed him...

Bruce and Alfred found out they snuck out and immediately started searching. But it was too late, Jason couldn't be found and Dick was barely alive.

One day during Dicks recovery, Alfred was on his way to check on him, but he was gone...

Dick waking up at 3 a.m. to a phone ringing loudly. The only night off he takes from Nightwing. He couldn't be grumpier.

Dick: What do you want? Money? A check? My soul?

The other end of the line was silent for a few seconds.

Tim: Hiiii to my favorite older brother

Dick: Dfq did you do?

Tim: Ey it's not only me!

Jason: Hi dickie!

Dick remained silent, as he assimilated everything and fought against sleep.

Dick: where do I have to go to look for you?

1 hour later Dick is at the Gotham police station, taking his brothers out while scolding them like never before (mostly for wake him up).