In Need Of Good Vibes So…. Price Is Ordered To Create A 141 Social Media Account To Promote Military

In need of good vibes so…. Price is ordered to create a 141 social media account to promote military recruitment. He argues against this but is denied.

“Sir, fine, but mark my words: this will not end well.”

He does about 2 (boring, stiff) videos introducing the military and SAS before handing the account and camera over to Gaz, “We’re supposed to be a specialized unit! Not actors! I don’t have time for this bull.”

The next video is just 5 seconds of Gaz smiling dementedly. What follows is a series the upper brass were warned about:

Soap and Ghost introducing a training exercise to nervous rookies then pulling out paint guns and cackling

A drunk Gaz and Soap, singing and rapping “Who Dares Wins”

1 minute of Ghost staring and breathing into the camera

Soap training the rookies only speaking in Scots Gaelic, the rookies are so confused, the video ends by zooming in on one rookie who starts crying

A broken cigar lies on the ground, pans up to a devastated Price just staring down at it

POV of someone sneaking into the rookies rec room to find a puppy pile of about 7 rookies fast asleep

Rookies zooming past at dead runs pursued by a cackling Soap, grenade in hand

POV from sitting on the mats looking forwards at Soap in his little shorts and ridiculously tight tshirt doing his stretches, pans out to show Ghost, Nik and multiple others just horny staring

Ghost standing at attention, big and powerful, directing recruits across the obstacle course, pans to follow Gaz and Soap walking past, without stopping Soap just flips Ghost onto his shoulder and continues on with Gaz, Ghost yelling for the recruits "Go on without me!"

Nik trying to encourage Gaz onto the helo while he backs up making the sign of the cross

the 1 video of Laswell slowly turning to look at Gaz behind the camera is removed an hour after upload

POV looking forwards once again at Soap bent over and riffling in the guts of a humvee in his usual tight jeans, when he stands back and stretches as the camera zooms in on his exposed abs and happy trail, horny English and Russian swearing can be heard

Hashtag “Ghost sightings” is just a collection of short videos of Ghost chilling in odd places: on a roof, the underside of a bunk, in the mess freezers, on top of the gun lockers, Soap’s shower

POV from under a mess table, clear sounds of a foodfight above, Ghost and Soap chilling with Gaz having tea also under the table

Nik just yelling at a group of terrified recruits in Russian, Soap walks by, looks at Nik and says “That’s hot.”, pans out to where Ghost is clearly planning murder

A series of photo’s of the team getting a confused Price to sit in the middle of a couch with some paperwork, then the rest of the team quickly assembling behind the couch, recreating that picture