Soap: I fucking hate you
Graves: You and half of the people I've worked with
Soap: I hate you more than any of them. I'll eat holes in all your socks and rip the soles out of your shoes
Graves: ... Eat?
Soap: YOU WILL BE UNCOMFORTABLE EVERY STEP
Graves: EAT??
ghost good at motivating
More of my lovely little monster Au. Gaz was fun. :0)
I need to draw them more.
no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
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He like boob )-:
I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
The very touch of you corrupts, when Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell, he was lost.
Ever since I pulled you out of hell, knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you, I cared about Sam, I cared about Jack. I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean.
boyfriend hoodie!!
happy mermay! one sturgeon soap for you <3
ghost is the most talkative person soap knows. no one believes soap when he says that, but it’s true.
soap is usually the one to fill silence around others. it’s not because he just likes the sound of his voice that much, he just likes conversation. likes sharing things, bringing comfort to others in his cool, calm, collectedness.
when it’s just him and ghost, however? it’s often difficult for soap to get a word in edgewise.
and honestly, he loves that. he loves when ghost tells him about his day, about something he learned, about something he saw the other day. any thought that might cross ghost’s mind that he thinks soap might like to know, it’s shared. soap is never more content than when he gets to sit and listen to ghost, because hell, the man can talk, more than anyone else soap has ever encountered.
ghost is talkative. but unfortunately it seems that soap will never be able to convince anyone of that.
people will be like "go to therapy" when they see people engaging w freaky kinks as if a therapist wouldn't sit there, look you straight in the eye, and tell you that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that