A Peaceful Elskede Appeared On Your Dash

America headcanons

• Joined the circus once. He was a clown of course.

• His biggest dream is to fly a blimp.

• Owns two Alexas to prove it to everyone the government is spying through them.

• Has a framed dollar bill in his home office. He won't tell anyone why, just that no one is allowed to touch it.

• Owns a box set of Family Guy DVDs just to burn them once the show finally ends.

• Only magic he's capable of doing is the continuous handkerchief trick. This thoroughly disapoints England.

• Surprise visits Germany every month at a randomly selected date because besides England he's the easiest to pester.

• Is convinced the White House is haunted by Martha Washington's ghost. Forwhatever reason why no one is sure.

• Also convinced he saw Elvis at Walmart once.

• Dad jokes. He's got them memorized.

• Speaking of dad, he dresses like one.

• The type to have cheesy and really bad novelty mugs that barely uses.

• Legally required to finish singing "I want it that way" after starting.

• Back in the 90s he made goat cheese for a living.

• Please don't make him say "its right here" or "over there". Stop making fun of him when he says it like "its righ' heyuh" and "ovah theruh" :(

• He's teaching Russia how to skateboard. It's going as well as one would expect....

• Orders sxx toys in bulk and sends them to France's [government] office; the only place he desperately tries to be professional at.

• Every gift giving opportunity he ALWAYS gives England a cookbook.

• Passive aggressively does his paperwork. There is no other way he does it.

• Owns a bouncy house. Blows it up and jumps in it when he's sad.

• Claims he's in a cult. Is actually stuck in a time share.

• Owns a police light that he puts on his car when he gets a call concerning nation business. He does the wee-woo sound himself.

• Always wins the ugly Christmas sweater contests.

• A real pro at Hungry Hungry Hippos but strangely sucks at Solitare.

• Do not bother him at 1AM. That's his eat peanut butter straight from the jar and play splatoon time.

• By the state of California he can legally officiate a wedding. Well anyway that's how he officiated a wedding for a couple of dogs and how technically it's legal because he might have given those dogs not only American citizenship but also social security numbers and everything else. Who gave this man access to these things!?

• Signed China up for a dating website intended for the single elderly.

• His favorite ice cream may be butter pecan but he'll always say the best flavor is cookie dough.

• Makes his own butter. Does not call it butter. Calls it smooth milk.

Evan Hansen, in a nutshell

Evan: *looks outrageously uncomfortable and guilty*

Jared: What the fuck is wrong with you dude

Evan: *mumbles something and tears start in his eyes*

Jared: What was tha-

Evan, putting his face in his hands, he’s fucking crying: I RAN OVER A SQUIRREL, OKAY??

Jared: *falls out of chair*

WHERE YOU GET UR ICON I CANT FIND GOOD ICON PICS OF COVE ANYWHERE HELP

AH!! I just look through the cgs!! Usually, you can find like, one or two cgs on the Internet if you just search up “our life beginnings and always cove holden” but you do have to do some digging at times.

Here are some potential icon ideas I’ve found!

I am a little biased to first step Cove, yes

WIAHDHDHDJFH 😳😳😳

IMPORTANT!! FUNDY HAS WHITE STREAKS IN HIS HAIR

inktober 9! id like to think he takes up gardening again

Alright, I’ve finally finished it. And by that, what I actually mean is that I finished it ages ago and left it to rot in a folder. Whoops.

Happy Christmas, Harry! Happy Christmas, Ron!

IkeRev bromances as anime bromance gifs

Again… I’m sorry, there’s no reason for this posts, I’m just bored at 4am. (These bromances may be canon or just in my head… possibly both)

Fenrir and Loki

Zero and Edgar

Ray and Fenrir

Ray and Belle

Belle may be a girls name but Ray’s belle is a boy… that’s canon. And the cat in the gif is a boy. It’s still a bromance even if one party does not identify as human. 😂

Fenrir and Seth

Sirius and Jonah

so incorrect sfm quotes, huh lol @incorrectsmileformequotes​

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom