fanon interpretation of aph england went from “uwu omg bottom boy cute anime guy x3” to “absolute rat man. he smells like moths and has arthritis” and nothing will ever be funnier to me than that
Theory:
every wattpad user is just a dyslexic twelve year old in desperate need of glasses
apologies if this joke has already been made
alexander hamilton: wait no that was a mistake i didn't mean to pass to you- I DONT LIKE YOU
hercules mulligan: why do our uniforms have to be this color im crying eternally
john laurens: my 100 year old turtle is prettier than you
eliza schuyler: okay so i brought cupcakes for the other team too but i didn't know how many people they were so i brought like fifty and i dropped them on the way here
angelica schuyler: some kid just gave my five bucks not to score ima keep the money and score
peggy schuyler: WHY DOES NO ONE PASS TO ME I KNOW IM SHORT BUT IM HERE
king george: whatever peasants help me up you hoes
george washington: did your parents raise you to sit around and eat Doritos all day? doritNO
maria reynolds: [going up to a random stranger] do you have three bucks for the vending machine
philip hamilton: ew sports what is sports why do i play a sport i should've stuck to poetry - I SUCK AT THAT TOO
im not even sorry for all the jonah stuff, i love him, and you should play/watch ikemen revolution.
new drawing + an old drawing repost
the only perv character you can’t hate
happy birthday asmo
Back with another
right now it’s 6:30 am. So without further ado, I present:
Harr:
Luka @ Jonah
Oliver when anyone comes to visit:
Jonah (when things don’t go with his aesthetic):
Baby luka as agumon and baby demon 😂💕