AYRTON SENNA | German GP, 1984

ao3 writers are either *90% of works are short oneshots* or *physically incapable of writing a oneshot, everything must be expanded upon*

he’s so gorgeous

when is grill the grid gonna get serious and make them play fuck marry kill with each other

Real Life

There will be no progress despite the race break from hell.

One of my best friends has announced he is electing to be put on hospice/palliative care. I doubt I will be able to focus on much of anything while this is happening. I hope can work on Adrift and Forgotten, but there are no guarantees at this point. This is going to be written, there is more than enough interest for it to be done.

One shots break the rules of course. I may ask for ideas or pairings etc.

Halloween is the worst holiday for me so I tend to skip writing about it so please don't ask about it.

F1 silly asks:

please ask me anything! and feel free to reblog and use :) this is basically stuff that couldn't be well answered in polls

would you say f1 is your favorite sport?

lestappen or maxiel ?

dando or carlando ?

norstappen or carlando ?

charlos or piarles ?

piarles or yukierre ?

brocedes or sewis ?

britcedes or valewis ?

sewis or sebchal ?

favorite driver who retired in the last 10 years ?

which driver do you like the most: alex albon or lance stroll ? (personality, talent, team all of it)

which driver do you like the most: blank or blank -> make me pick !

which driver do you like the most: pierre gasly or esteban ocon ?

which driver do you like the most: max verstappen or checo perez ?

which driver do you like the most: charles leclerc or carlos sainz jr ?

which driver do you like the most: fernando alonso or lewis hamilton ?

which driver do you like the most: daniel ricciardo or lando norris ?

which driver do you like the most: nico rosberg or mark webber?

which driver do you like the most: kimi raikkonen or sebastian vettel?

which driver do you like the most: sebastian vettel or michael schumacher?

simi or sebastian/michael ?

sewis or brocedes ?

weirdest f1 ship you've read a fic about?

underrated ship you like?

would you rather go cycling with valterri bottas or go surfing with mick schumacher ?

would you rather be lewis' dog-sitter or max's cat sitter ?

would you rather visit australia with daniel, japan with yuki or new zealand with liam lawson ? (even if you are from one of these countries, pretend you've never seen them)

would you rather visit brazil with lewis or finland with valterri?

would you rather visit denmark with kevin magnussen or canada with lance stroll?

would you rather go to all the gps in a season or befriend your favorite driver ?

who would win a fist fight: max verstappen or charles leclerc

who would win a fist fight: pierre gasly or esteban ocon

who would win a fist fight: alex albon or logan sargeant

logan/oscar or lando/oscar ?

do you follow formula2/formula3 ?

do you follow other forms of motorsport?

if you don't speak it: would you rather learn german from mick schumacher, sebastian vettel or nico rosberg?

would you rather learn spanish from fernando alonso or carlos sainz jr (or checo perez ) ?

would you rather learn french from pierre gasly, esteban ocon or charles leclerc?

which driver do you wish could speak your language/which driver would you rather teach your language to?

favorite track ?

is there a driver you wish had a home gp?

if you were in f1 which team colors would you look better in? (not which team you like)

if you were in f1 which team would you rather race for?

if you were in f1 who would like as a teammate?

if you were in f1 what racing number would you have?

pick a fantasy teammate pairing: oscar piastri/valterri bottas or daniel ricciardo/carlos sainz

pick a fantasy teammate pairing: lewis hamilton/charles leclerc or max verstappen/lando norris

which currently championship-less driver would gift a championship to? (just one !!)

michael schumacher/ sebastian vettel or michael schumacher/ mika hakkinen

pick a finn: mika hakkinen, kimi raikkonen, keke rosberg or valterri bottas ?

ayrton senna or niki lauda?

coolest looking team cars (in general or one specific model)

which driver would you rather have as an older brother ?

which driver would you rather have as a younger brother ?

which driver do you like the most: max verstappen or fernando alonso?

which driver do you like the most :max verstappen or george russell?

which driver do you like the most: george russell or lando norris ?

which driver do you like the most: george russell or alex albon ?

oscar/lando or galex?

fernando/lance or webbonso?

mark/oscar or webbonso?

would you rather visit spain with carlos sainz jr or the neitherlands with max verstappen?

would you rather visit the uk/belgium with lando norris or australia with oscar piastri?

would you rather visit finland with valterri or china with zhou guanyu?

if you had to add a track in a country of you choice, which country would it be?

bonus motogp

@waru-chan8 thanks for the helppp

favorite motogpship(s) ?

rosquez or pedrenzo ?

favorite spanish rider other than marc marquez

favorite italian rider other than valentino rossi

would you rather drive a f1 car or a motogp bike?

would you rather live in monaco (tax heaven full of f1 drivers) or in andorra (tax heaven full of motogp riders) ?

if you were in motogp who would like as a teammate?

if you were in motogp which team colors would you look better in? (not which team you like)

rosquez or mabio?

mabio or fabio/tony?

favorite aleix espargaro boyfriend: jorge martin, alex rins, maverick viñales or another?

dani pedrosa or casey stoner, who do you like the most?

jorge lorenzo or dani pedrosa

jorge martin or alex marquez

alex marquez or luca marini

pecco bagnaia or enea bastianini

marco bezzecchi or luca marini

marco/luca or marco/cele

weirdest ship you've read a fic about?

do you follow moto2 and moto3?

which current championship-less rider would you gift a championship? motogp

which current championship-less rider would you gift a championship? moto2

which current championship-less rider would you gift a championship? moto3

if you don't speak it: which rider would you rather learn spanish from

if you don't speak it: which rider would you rather learn italian from

who would you like as your language teacher: dani pedrosa or miguel oliveira

pick one :miguel oliveira or maverick viñales

fabio quartararo or jorge martin

fabio quartararo or pecco bagnaia

tony arbolino or celestino vietti

tony arbolino or jake dixon

tony arbolino or pedro acosta

pedro acosta or fermin aldeguer

deniz oncu or ayumu sasaki

daniel holgado or jaume masiá

daniel holgado or david alonso

enea bastianini or alex rins

favourite tattoo of the grid?

favourite pet of the grid?

would you rather be a pet sitter for: marco bezzecchi, pecco bagnaia or alex marquez?

favourite team?

favourite (current) teammates?

favourite bromance?

favourite rivarly ?

is there a rider you wish had a home gp?

who would you rather party with: aleix and jorge, marco and cele or fabio and tony?

who rocks a dress the best: alex rins, aron canet or marco bezzecchi?

favourite/best motogp brother relationship?

which rider would you rather have has a younger brother?

which rider would you rather have a older brother?

with who would rather go on holiday: marco,cele,luca and pecco / fabio,tony,tom and jake / aleix,pol, jorge,alex

dumb and dumber

ed zitron, a tech beat reporter, wrote an article about a recent paper that came out from goldman-sachs calling AI, in nicer terms, a grift. it is a really interesting article; hearing criticism from people who are not ignorant of the tech and have no reason to mince words is refreshing. it also brings up points and asks the right questions:

if AI is going to be a trillion dollar investment, what trillion dollar problem is it solving?

what does it mean when people say that AI will "get better"? what does that look like and how would it even be achieved? the article makes a point to debunk talking points about how all tech is misunderstood at first by pointing out that the tech it gets compared to the most, the internet and smartphones, were both created over the course of decades with roadmaps and clear goals. AI does not have this.

the american power grid straight up cannot handle the load required to run AI because it has not been meaningfully developed in decades. how are they going to overcome this hurdle (they aren't)?

people who are losing their jobs to this tech aren't being "replaced". they're just getting a taste of how little their managers care about their craft and how little they think of their consumer base. ai is not capable of replacing humans and there's no indication they ever will because...

all of these models use the same training data so now they're all giving the same wrong answers in the same voice. without massive and i mean EXPONENTIALLY MASSIVE troves of data to work with, they are pretty much as a standstill for any innovation they're imagining in their heads

Fernando for GQ

Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you