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"we're breaking up" texts with bllk boys

ft rin itoshi, sae itoshi, nagi seishiro, alexis ness, chigiri hyoma, shidou ryusei

(twst version)

iris, my love, who's your have host from ohshc? <3

i’m going with kaoru. He’s my favorite especially towards the end I think he’s just a good character, as well as kyoya but i don’t super see him as an official host since he’s always taking care of the financial stuff.

@egotisticalmav

“I’m going to marry your sister.”

atsumu looks at suna like he’s grown another head.

“why the hell would ya wanna do that? she’s a girl… girls are gross,” he wrinkles his nose in disgust. his ten year old friend shakes his head, staring as at the older miya who had accompanied them to the park.

“she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole world,” suna declares confidently.

atsumu snorts and bounces the volleyball he’s holding.

“my sister? nah she’s ugly like a troll,” he giggles at his insult. at thirteen, you’re too busy scrolling through your phone to even pay attention to the boys. before suna can retort, osamu is running up to the two of them and grinning in delight.

“look at this frog i caught!”

their attention is captured and suna forgets about the conversation completely.

until atsumu reminds him. suna’s best friend and best man, standing on a small platform in front of friends and family, grinning with a microphone in hand.

“sunarin here must’ve been a’ prophet or somethin’. because one day he walked up to me all confident and says ‘i’m gonna marry your sister’… and he did just what he said he was gonna do.”

the audience, including you, laughs. you look at suna, eyes crinkling, smiling widely. he smiles back, thinking that you’re still the most beautiful girl in the world.

“rin, y/n’s a suna now, but she’ll always be a miya at heart.”

the crowd awes and suna looks to see his new in-laws sniffling.

“which means, ‘samu and i are gonna give you hell for the rest of your life and worse if ya ever hurt her.”

you snort, reaching over and lacing your fingers with your new husband. he grins, squeezing them gently.

they all know they have nothing to worry about. there had never been anyone else, only you. no other crushes or dates, no one else could ever imagine himself holding hands with.

he brought your palm up to his lips, brushing along the knuckles softly.

“i love you mrs. suna,” he whispers and on the inside, he knows his ten year old self is bursting with joy, even though it took him twelve years, he finally got to call you his.

“and i love you, mr. suna.”

you've set out to prove that love is nothing but an easily manufactured chemical phenomenon. the plan is: by valentine's day, you'll have scientifically manipulated a boyfriend into existence. your unassuming test subject? sugawara koushi, setter on karasuno's volleyball team. only he's not as unassuming as you thought, and before you know it, your whole experiment begins to fall apart...

keywords; sfw, written series, canon adjacent, autism x adhd, minor misunderstandings, fluff, crack, minor hurt/comfort, valentine's day themed, fast burn, whirlwind romcom, strangers to friends to lovers, additional warnings && tags for each chapter

moodboard && taglist 5/50 - (open; fill in the form or comment on this post) @actyl @fushiguruuzzzz @lizbix @ayatakanosstuff @stars4you777

prologue.txt wikihow to make karasuno's #2 fall in love with me in ?? days for science or so help me god i'll crash out and make it everyone else's problem

casefile_1.docx spend a lot of time near him casefile_2.docx win over his friends casefile_3.docx do something adventurous together casefile_4.docx maintain eye contact to make him feel valued and loved

interlude.txt hey siri which shops are open on valentine's day if i need to purchase a glock 19 gen4 pistol in 9mm luger and empty all 15 rounds into my skull && the rat race, etc., or the distinct feeling of being experimented on

casefile_5.docx mirror his movements to show you’re in sync casefile_6.docx touch him often to create a physical connection casefile_7.docx talk about romance or love together casefile_8.docx figure out what makes him feel most loved

interlude.txt wikihow to kill household pests without getting hauled up in front of the magistrate if the pest in my house is the boy i like && this thesis will explore classical conditioning as a faultless form of seduction

casefile_9.docx be your best self to show him how awesome you are casefile_10.docx share secrets to create intimacy between the two of you casefile_11.docx fill a hole in his life so he realises how much he needs you

epilogue.txt your search - beautiful autistic women in stem are falling in love left, right, and setter - did not match any documents && suggestion: did you mean “left, right, and centre”?

© mayyhaps. all rights reserved. do not copy, translate, repost, or otherwise share my work. additional credit to @actyl and @fushiguruuzzzz - the title was workshopped in the gc!!! we r too funny

so basically i moved almost a week ago? n it’s been hectic n also the reason why ive had no motivation to write/make smaus. Anywho it’s v different neighborhood than my last, but i genuinely enjoy it more i dunno it’s more cultured. Although the only thing is we’re closer now to apart of [redacted college] campus so i’ll see how that goes.

IRISS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdYdrSBq/

Saw it on my fyp and thought of u 🫶

OMGG YES IVE SEEN THIS I HAVE IT SAVED N REPOSTED LMAOO

namris thanks u 🙏🏻

he’s too fine for this world😞

If he was real I am NOT leaving his dick unsucked fr

I HAVE A FEELING YOUVE GOT RVERYTHING U WANTED SND URE NOT WASTING TIME STUCK HERE LIKE MEEE UR JS THINKJNG ITS A SMALL THJNG THAT HAPPENED THE WORLD ENDED WHEN IT HAPPENED TO MEEEE

##/ anything with shoto todoroki

in which todoroki would do anything to get your attention, even denki’s foolish requests

another small drabble, not spell checked or anything so sorry, just whipped this up. gn reader.

shoto todoroki is very inept when it comes to romantic relationships, feelings and anything for the sort, emotions were not one of the things drilled into him as a child - despite him being a quite emotional one during his extremely early ages.

as a result, his crush with you had been a very turbulent ride, contrasted with the lack of progress and lined awkward silence between the both of you.

denki, the evil guy himself, decides to take advantage of this.

shoto regularly asks the guys for advice as soon as it became known he had feelings for you.

“i swear to fucking god, if you ask me this bullshit again i’ll tell her you kick puppies for a living, icy hot!” katsuki’s roars as he angrily fits his shirt on.

“kacchan relax! sorry shoto, maybe just tell her directly?” izuku advises.

“but… how?” shoto responds, head tilting slightly.

all the boys sweat-drop at him, amazed at how shoto is oblivious to the fact that even if he were to tell you to lick his shoes you would do it in a heartbeat, anyone would with a face card like his.

denki has had enough of this, how shoto is literally a walking model magazine yet doesn’t even know it, making all the boys feel like shit when asking them advice on how to get a girl when they haven’t gotten any dates in their whole lifetime?

i mean, has shoto even seen the edits?

“i have an idea.” denki smiles.

“oh dear god”

“HAHA DUNCE FACE FINALLY USES THAT PEA BRAIN OF HIS!”

“let him cook guys”

“ah hell nah, he damn near burn the kitchen.”

“HAHAHAHA!”

“yeah ok, let’s all hate the really cool guy!” denki sulks.

shoto walks towards denki, indicating that he wanted to listen to him. in all honesty, he felt as though denki knew the most of about romance, more than any of the other guys anyways.

denki’s face lit up, immediately leaning in to whisper into shoto’s ear.

“really? they’d want something like that?” shoto enquires, raising an eyebrow up whilst looking to denki.

denki nodded furiously in response, holding a thumbs up to shoto, not noticing the slightly evil glint in denki’s eyes.

at around 8:00pm, an hour after dinner was served, a knock rang through your dorm.

you reluctantly answered it, already wrapped in your warm duvet blanket (sponsored by shoto todoroki himself).

when opened your door, at first you saw nothing, the darkness of the hallway being the only thing in your line of vision.

then, out of nowhere, an array of phone lights illuminated the hallway, only for shoto todoroki to slide through in a black suit and a red tie, on his knees, with a bouquet of floweres in hands, all the way to your feet, with the song ‘there goes my baby’ by usher playing in the background.

then, as he arrived at your feet, he sultry flipped his hair out of his face and looked dead into your eyes, then said:

“it’s nearly easter and i don’t have my favourite surprise, stop stalling and be mine.” with a monotone yet oddly sexy tone.

the hallway erupted in laughter, including you, as shoto suddenly started to turn red.

he guessed that when denki told him in the locker room, it didn’t seem too weird as he backed it up by saying you reposted a lot of these videos.

but now, as he sat beneath you with flowers in your hand and a cringy pick up line that he’s now sure denki just made up on the spot, shoto felt kinda embarrassed.

but that all washed away when your squatted to meet him, brushed his hair out of his face and kissed him softly on the corner of his lips.

“you’re so corny, you couldn’t just asked me, you know?” you giggled.

“it… wasn’t-“

“trust me, i know. i’ll kill denki for you later, for now, come in.” you winked, pulling him off the ground and into your room.

the hallways cheered and clapped while shoto was bright red in the face, all while sporting a rare dopey smile on his face.